Easy Mermaid Spell

• A Piece of Jewlery
• Water (a bath)

 Get in the bath while wearing the jewlery and chant ten times:

"Insouciant Inclemency,

Redoubtable Mediocracy,

Refutable Humanity.

Make me what I wish to be,

A MERMAID.

Witches one and witches all,

Give this power to me."